WookieFragger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[River City Comeback]

I don't like to admit this...

...but it gave me the giggles. Not the laughs, or the manly snickers, but the little girly giggles. I'm so ashamed... Ok, anyway, good use of sprites, The movie would have been improved if it the frame was smaller, actually. Because it's a Numa spoof, you need the sprite right up in the camera, but I had to kind of back away from the screen a little bit in order to get an acceptable view of the sprite, because up-close, and on a large frame, sprites don't look very good. I know. That was a problem in my sprite movie a while back...

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

3hat wa3 3ucking 3ilariou3

I haven't even seen the movies, and I thought this was hilarious.
"The times the- how am I supposed to say that?"
The only problem is that your 2D wasn't nearly as good as your 3D. But that doesn't make the 3D any less totally freaking cool, nor does it detract from the humor of the movie. I really look forward to 3eeing your next 3ubmi33ion.

[Roof Tiling]

Your best work thus far

I never cease to be amazed at the sheer atmosphere that pervades your cartoons, and this one had it in spades. The technique you used-of drawing it on paper and then editing it- added a lot to this cartoon. The language was a little harsh, but then again, accurate for the kind of person your main character is. It had a Tim Burton-esque visual flair, with the strange subtleties in your other cartoons, giving it a perfect look.

[Hitokiri act 2]

Excellent

That was one of the best fbf fights in a long time. beautiful

[hitokiri act 1: becoming]

well, now what have we here?

Very cool. A little jerky with the camera, but very, very cool. I pity the melons...

[Pizza Guys 2]

Great

This is awesome! It's really well done. Good graphics, decent sound...It's polished to a shine. And it's really funny, too. I liked the harpoon scene the most. Make more!

[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising]

"I'm sleeping with your husband." "You bitch!"

That was pretty good. It's nice to see a cartoon series that bases it's humor solidly on its dialogue. It's even nicer to see a series that does it well. Although the characters are a little static, they get the job done. All in all, It may be a little flawed and rough, but it's damn funny, and that's what counts.

[I Hate Republicans.]

June 2020 edit: I'm editing this comment 15 years after the fact, because I am a VERY different person than I was when I was 15. Holy shit, when I wrote the original comment, I had no idea how this world worked, and I was slurping down the kool-aid. Religion is an obstacle to critical thinking, and the republican party preys on the religiously motivated obedience to create roadblocks to the expansion of personal freedoms and civil rights. Like the right to choose, for example, which I almost can't believe I actually opposed at one point. I'm leaving my earlier comment in its place just as a personal reminder that there was a time when I actually believed the lies I was fed, because if I could change, others could too.

Original comment:
Wake the fuck up.

I cannot sit by and watch this movie go uncritiqued on a moral level. This movie does not argue against republican beliefs, it flat-out attacks them on a personal level. If you thought this movie would make you so slick and cool, then realize that it is only a display of your capacity to hate other people based on their political ideals. The graphics are sharply presented, and timed well to the music, but that doesn't matter. In fact, it just shows how much effort you are willing to put forth to showcase your hatred. We are not Hitlers. We are not a front for the Klu Klux Klan. We are citizens of the United States of America, and like everybody else, are a people judged by God and compelled to do right. And you can say that all of creation's ideals are against us, but realize that we are largely the ones who marched on the capital to try to end abortion- a policy that legalizes the murder of millions of Americans a year. And that is a proven fact. I don't denounce your views, but I damn your hatred.

[CJW vs Bloodthirster 4]

WHAHOOO OMYGOD THIS WAS AWESOME I LOVE IT MAKE MOR

That was royally awesome! I going to go watch your other stuff you rock make more I seem to have no grammar left in me anymore o my god you rock!

[Wannabe Hacker]

Try harder, you can do it.

The movie itself wasn't that good, really, but the opening was pretty cool, with the letters flying into place, and your selection of music was good. The main joke wasn't that funny, but the Matrix poster was a funny thing for a wannabe hacker to have in his room. Try harder next time to maintain quality through the whole movie, and not just the beginning. I wish you good luck as a flash artist, but I can't recommend anything in this except the cool opening to other people.

icarus responds:

I appreciate your honesty and constructiveness. I'll take this all into consideration.
thnx alot.